BREAKING NEWS!!

To save the economy in 2009,

The Obama government will start

Deporting all of the weird old people

In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

I started crying - when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!!

Well....what can I say....someone sent it to me,

And

I'm not going alone!!!!

HEHE, BIG HUGS, Steph

Take one two year old (almost 3) boy, and put him in his Grandpa's truck. Close the door, go around to the other side to get him buckled into his car seat, only to find that he's not in the mood to get into his car seat so he's hurried over to the other side before you have and has locked the door... then runs to the first side and locks that door...
After all these years and 4 children of my own you would think I would have learned to be more careful... nope. "Where are the keys," you ask?.... They are sitting on my purse which is, yep, you guessed it. Sitting on the front seat of the truck. Sigh.... BIG HUGS, Steph

My arms are all scratched up from picking wild blackberries. I curse under my breath and ask why I am torturing myself to get these small little jewels?... then I taste the jam or make a pie and I get my answer.